CongratulationS

You have found a Marketing Sage.

“You have chosen the path not lightly taken: that of the Attercop.

Before you lies a fruitful future filled with wonders beyond your ken: bold brochures, snazzy slide decks, fantasmagoric photography and… vivacious video content!

But the road ahead holds challenges and costs. Fortunately, you need not go without aid.

Behold!”

The sage proffers an old cassette. When you play it, beneath the grabled whine of the twisted magnetic tape, you hear a child whisper, repeating:

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